Just for today, be unafraid.

And that means you, Tovar, you slutty little bitch. Don't be afraid.

Fear is a funny thing. If I recall correctly, I experienced fear several times today.

1. When I first realized I was awake this morning, I feared that I was not a 17th century aristocrat, and that I might actually have to go to work today.
2. Upon walking into work, I feared that my workplace might in all actuality be a mental institution, and I just might be the psychiatrist who went crazy himself.
3. I feared today that I might not ever be allowed to see the baby I fathered with Britney Spears.
4. I was in Century City today, and feared that tall buildings, or objects from atop the tall buildings might fall down upon me. I know, I'm egocentric to the max.
5. I feared I might have to kick some ass today. Physically. What chew looking at?
6. I feared I might live my entire life, and then die.
7. I feared I might die and not do some things that are entirely within reach today.
8. If you're reading this, you're probably someone who owes me money, so please accept that I am afraid that you will not pay me. Prompt payments make me happy.
9. Most of all, I'm afraid that it will all end someday....