Monday, February 13, 2006

VD Is Upon Us

That's right........tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Per my biological programming, I have once again waited until the last minute to do my part. I've really got to stop doing that. It's bad feng shui for the mind. But I do think that I've done good this year. I should be chore-free for at least a week. We'll see how that goes though. Sometimes it raises the expectations and actually produces the opposite of the intended effect.

Okay, it's official: my gut is way too big for my skinny frame. Starting today I decree less alcohol, less red meat, more fruits and vegetables, exercise thrice per week, what else? Almost forgot, more water!!! How could I possibly almost forget water?? Water is the key here, I think. And less soda. That should be a pretty good assault upon my bulging belly. I can't even call it a beer belly, or beer gut. At least those are cool names that show you've been up to something fun. I rather look like I just play video games and eat donuts all day.



9 comments:

james said...

dude. i think the key to staying thin is start surfing again.

when you picking me up for dawn patrol?

jbo said...

name the day and time and we'll go.

liquido said...

more armagnac, less beer. key to heavenly thoughts.

jbo said...

scotty, i thought you were a fan of beer? i did LOVE the armanac by the way. when's our next 'sit-in?'

liquido said...

i didn't say you should necessarily be interested in heavenly thoughts. In fact, hellish thoughts can be more exciting sometimes. by the way, no se scotty. yo soy liquido.

jbo said...

oh right, sorry on both accounts, liquido.

liquido said...

regarding the next sit-in, i thought it was in Utah?

archiveranter said...

jbo, I'm callin U out. U nevah sent out those Barn BP pics out. What a putz. What RU trying to be, dead-end Shmed? You know, media comes in, but does go out?

jbo said...

i love being called out by someone who posts anonymously. what barn bp pics are you referring to?